Pineapples Are Not Good For Children

Someone mentioned “Ananas” on a forum. I had an instant flashback to grade school.

Anyone else remember that little nightmare-inducing hellspawn demon?

I mean– holy crap, look at that thing!


He resides in the burnt-out husk of a car. Did he torch it himself? Was the driver in the driver’s seat, or stuffed in the trunk after having his soul sucked out?  What’s up with the scepter? Does he design himself our lord dread ruler? Is it a weapon? The bones of his enemies forged into the source of his power?

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